Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Christmas Cookie Recipe


After the tea posts this week and all the email's about tea some bright spark............

I know who you are!

Has sent this.......................

I've adapted it slightly, but you get the gist....enjoy.......

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water
I tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup of brown sugar
4 large eggs
1 cup of nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Tequila

Sample the Tequila to check quality.
Take a large bowl, check the Tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality
Pour one level cup over margarita, mix and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add one peastoon of sugar.
Beat again. At this point it's best to make sure the Tequila is still ok.
Try another drink just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.
Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of fried druit.
Pick the flippin fruit off the floor.
Mix on the turner.
If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Tequila again to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.
Check the Tequila.
Bow shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. whatever you can find.
Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window,
finish the Tequila and make sure to put the stove in the dishdasher.

If you've read something like it before, sorry................
It made me laugh........ I don't drink Tequila, am I missing something here?
Thanks Sally !


Caroline B said...

Haha, this gave me a chuckle. Used to toy with tequila in my youth - the saying goes 'One Tequila, Two Tequila, Three Tequila, Floor...' and that pretty much sums up how it affected me!

WendyCarole said...


Anonymous said...

I am so posting! I am posting about giveaways! :P I know it's cheating, haha. I will get a photo of the apron I'm embroidering and blog about it. Happy now, lady?! ;)

BIG Xs and Os for you and the rest. I miss chatting with you... *tear*

Midge said...

So pleased it made you laugh ladies, I thought this so funny after all the tea posts I had done.....

But then I know Sally sent me this because of the TEA posts, she has a wicked sense of humour. x x x