You've flippin' spoiled us with those delicious monkeys and then to top it all off, Amie looking flippin' gorgeous. Blimey. That is one endorphin boosting series of shots. I love monkeys, but not half as much as a love dogs, even ones that are hard of hearing. Looks at those eyes. Damn.
My god thank goodness these monkeys are behind perspex screens. I hope you do realise that their friendly demeanor and aesthetically pleasing furriness are masking a deeply psychotic personality and behavioural retertoire. A census taker once tried to test one of these monkeys - it ate his liver, with fava beans and a chianti. Its pulse never rose above 65. Don't get too close to the screen, even if they tempt you by gently waving and saying 'closer... closer...'
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You've flippin' spoiled us with those delicious monkeys and then to top it all off, Amie looking flippin' gorgeous. Blimey. That is one endorphin boosting series of shots. I love monkeys, but not half as much as a love dogs, even ones that are hard of hearing. Looks at those eyes. Damn.
Monkey:
'Yes, I'll have 4 orders of chicken wings, and a big mac for my friend here please'
The one waveing reminds me of a bloke I once had a 1 night stand with, I think its the way hes waveing goodby!!
My god thank goodness these monkeys are behind perspex screens. I hope you do realise that their friendly demeanor and aesthetically pleasing furriness are masking a deeply psychotic personality and behavioural retertoire. A census taker once tried to test one of these monkeys - it ate his liver, with fava beans and a chianti. Its pulse never rose above 65. Don't get too close to the screen, even if they tempt you by gently waving and saying 'closer... closer...'
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