tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3446060047864149385.post2238875392403428253..comments2023-10-28T13:58:42.253+01:00Comments on Soggibottom: Monkey's turnSoggibottomhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08813796921966406780noreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3446060047864149385.post-51076327079128230932008-06-29T11:41:00.000+01:002008-06-29T11:41:00.000+01:00My god thank goodness these monkeys are behind per...My god thank goodness these monkeys are behind perspex screens. I hope you do realise that their friendly demeanor and aesthetically pleasing furriness are masking a deeply psychotic personality and behavioural retertoire. A census taker once tried to test one of these monkeys - it ate his liver, with fava beans and a chianti. Its pulse never rose above 65. Don't get too close to the screen, even if they tempt you by gently waving and saying 'closer... closer...'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3446060047864149385.post-76862294786580567822008-06-27T08:45:00.000+01:002008-06-27T08:45:00.000+01:00The one waveing reminds me of a bloke I once had a...The one waveing reminds me of a bloke I once had a 1 night stand with, I think its the way hes waveing goodby!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3446060047864149385.post-4889249141599304572008-06-27T00:05:00.000+01:002008-06-27T00:05:00.000+01:00Monkey:'Yes, I'll have 4 orders of chicken wings, ...Monkey:<BR/>'Yes, I'll have 4 orders of chicken wings, and a big mac for my friend here please'Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3446060047864149385.post-3719347647136373762008-06-26T22:25:00.000+01:002008-06-26T22:25:00.000+01:00You've flippin' spoiled us with those delicious mo...You've flippin' spoiled us with those delicious monkeys and then to top it all off, Amie looking flippin' gorgeous. Blimey. That is one endorphin boosting series of shots. I love monkeys, but not half as much as a love dogs, even ones that are hard of hearing. Looks at those eyes. Damn.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com