Mrs Soggibottom you are breaching your contract of confidentiality by releasing photographs of our underground military research base onto the internet. It just takes one stray visitor to twist the correct lettuce and the platform would open, revealing our secret equipment and projects. Please abide by the contract in the future. And no more talk of our biological artificial canine intelligence project 'Aimee'.
PS the miniture cameras in the last set of bear eyes worked wonders, we have a good view of a few suspect devonshire living rooms now. Thank you.
is that soggibottom farm then??
ReplyDeleteAre you selling any of your produce?
ReplyDeleteYou must send me your formula for getting this amount of plants into this space please
ReplyDeleteI don't want any of your old soggy vegetables!
ReplyDeleteAnswe from the Soggibottom gardener:
ReplyDeleteDon't worry dr pain:-@ your not getting any of them, going into the soggibottom fridge. ho.... ho....
Mrs Soggibottom you are breaching your contract of confidentiality by releasing photographs of our underground military research base onto the internet. It just takes one stray visitor to twist the correct lettuce and the platform would open, revealing our secret equipment and projects. Please abide by the contract in the future. And no more talk of our biological artificial canine intelligence project 'Aimee'.
ReplyDeletePS the miniture cameras in the last set of bear eyes worked wonders, we have a good view of a few suspect devonshire living rooms now. Thank you.